Alligators Eat Marshmallows (And Other Things I Learned On My 10,000 Mile Road Trip Around The USA!): A Comedy Memoir

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“Show me America!” he cried out to the people.
“Okay,” they replied, their voices a roar… “You asked for it!”

When clueless travel writer Tony James Slater decides to visit the US, the gauntlet is thrown down to an army of his readers. Can they show him the ‘real’ America? Can they give him a taste of what life is like in the Land of the Free?

Together with his rainbow-haired wife, Roo, Tony sets out on an epic road trip to visit fifty different families scattered throughout the United States. Relying on the kindness of strangers, they must make their way from southern California to the tip of New England and back again…

In one piece, ideally.

But disaster follows Tony around like a lovesick puppy, peeing on his shoes at the most inappropriate of moments. He has no sense of direction, no filter between his brain and his mouth, and is quite possibly the clumsiest person on the planet.
Also: he’s British.
It’s not going to be easy…

Join Tony and Roo for this heart-warming tale of generosity and adventure.
Together, this intrepid duo will drive ten-thousand miles around the most powerful country in the world.
Well, one of them will.
The other one is in charge of the radio…

What readers are saying about Alligators Eat Marshmallows!
“…a very enjoyable romp across the states and even in these times people’s generosity was heart warming…”
“…my husband knew I had started reading it because he saw me laughing at my phone every 5 minutes!”
“…awesome Fantastic and possibly the best yet!”
“…I loved this book, it’s totally fascinating…”

ASIN ‏ : ‎ B0CH34W1GT
Publisher ‏ : ‎ Various Things (ADT) (August 31, 2023)
Publication date ‏ : ‎ August 31, 2023
Language ‏ : ‎ English
File size ‏ : ‎ 2917 KB
Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
Print length ‏ : ‎ 488 pages